It was me.

I was watching Chelsea Lately and Shaggy was her guest. Seeing him reminded me that no matter how bad my life gets...I'm still not Shaggy.

And as quickly as it starts...

Hey! It was fun while it lasted, as they say!

Day off today, really want to do something useful. But alas, here I am, posting on a blog.

More like Dick-tionary.com

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This un·scru·pu·lous /ʌnˈskrupyələs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uhn-skroo-pyuh-luhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective not scrupulous; unrestrained by scruples.

Oh. Fuck. You. I was trying to describe the word to someone, thinking that maybe a dictionary definition would help me describe it more succinctly. Who knew "Unscrupulous" would imply it was "Not scrupulous." Bring me the head of Webster, then we'll see who rules the dictionary world.

Take THAT!

A few of my neighbors have signs that support political candidates. That is hilarious considering we live on a cul de sac.

Just how it goes.

Why is it that the more I see "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, the less I care about girls actually going wild?

It's the American way.

When life hands you lukewarm coffee, throw in more ice and charge double.

It just isn't funny.

I swear, if there is one more movie where someone shouts "Say hello to my little friend" and a midget shows up, I'm going to start kidnapping movie directors.