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Saturday, January 26, 2008

It was me.

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I was watching Chelsea Lately and Shaggy was her guest. Seeing him reminded me that no matter how bad my life gets...I'm still not Shagg...
Tuesday, January 22, 2008

And as quickly as it starts...

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Hey! It was fun while it lasted, as they say! Day off today, really want to do something useful. But alas, here I am, posting on a blog.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008

More like Dick-tionary.com

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Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This un·scru·pu·lous / ʌnˈskru pyə ləs / Pronunciation Key - Show S...
Saturday, January 12, 2008

Take THAT!

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A few of my neighbors have signs that support political candidates. That is hilarious considering we live on a cul de sac.
Friday, January 11, 2008

Just how it goes.

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Why is it that the more I see "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, the less I care about girls actually going wild?

It's the American way.

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When life hands you lukewarm coffee, throw in more ice and charge double.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008

It just isn't funny.

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I swear, if there is one more movie where someone shouts "Say hello to my little friend" and a midget shows up, I'm going to s...
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