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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

See you dicks later, I'm joining the Illuminati.

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I never thought it would happen to me. And who does? I mean, this is a pretty big life event. The Illuminati want me. ME! Can you believe ...
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Friday, December 14, 2012

(Horrible) Shit Happens. Let's fight about it.

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T oday's tragedy has touched all of us. I doubt you're going to find anyone who truly believes themselves unaffected by the horribl...
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Monday, January 16, 2012

Your status.

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Status updates. Just like mistakes, we all make them. However, a lot of the time, I love to read them. Heck, it's part of my job. Yeah! ...
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

3 Tips to Improve Your Shopping Experience

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It's the holiday season, once again! Time to go out there, beat the pavement, and get all the wonderful presents that your friends and l...
Sunday, October 16, 2011

Dear Motorola.

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Today, I was stepping out of my car to pick up lunch for my parents and girlfriend, when my Atrix 4g slipped from my coat pocket tumbling a ...
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Thursday, January 20, 2011

Thor: The Mighty Avenger: Reviewed

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For starters, let me just throw this out there; I don't give a shit about Thor. Sure, I'll probably see the movie, but I don't...
Monday, January 10, 2011

And you thought Hot Topic had bad shirts...

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If there's 30 things I hate, one of them would be "witty" t-shirts. I also hate bumper stickers, old people, teenage girls, f...
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