Jumper

The movie Jumper looks flawed. Obviously. But I find the flaw not in the fact that the dude has a superpower, that's fine. But I want his motivations to be different. He's a suicidal ex-cop, who, whenever he tries to kills himself, he teleports into a situation where he has to save someone's life. Kinda like Quantum Leap, but more depressing, because he wants nothing more than to jump one time and land. Haha. Depressing.

Interview!

I'm going to Beaver Dam to interview for a morning show job. he interview is just me being on the air all show. Wish me luck. Lord knows I'm gonna need it!!

Everybody's working for the. Uhm. Something.

Damn. I've been working like 45 hour weeks at the video store. Lucky for me I get tomorrow off. Maybe I'll even go out tonight, imagine that! Me? Social?

Aside from that Mr. C knows someone who works for Royal Caribbean, wanna try to work a broadcast job on a boat. Neat huh?

It was me.

I was watching Chelsea Lately and Shaggy was her guest. Seeing him reminded me that no matter how bad my life gets...I'm still not Shaggy.

And as quickly as it starts...

Hey! It was fun while it lasted, as they say!

Day off today, really want to do something useful. But alas, here I am, posting on a blog.

More like Dick-tionary.com

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This un·scru·pu·lous /ʌnˈskrupyələs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uhn-skroo-pyuh-luhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –adjective not scrupulous; unrestrained by scruples.

Oh. Fuck. You. I was trying to describe the word to someone, thinking that maybe a dictionary definition would help me describe it more succinctly. Who knew "Unscrupulous" would imply it was "Not scrupulous." Bring me the head of Webster, then we'll see who rules the dictionary world.

Take THAT!

A few of my neighbors have signs that support political candidates. That is hilarious considering we live on a cul de sac.

Just how it goes.

Why is it that the more I see "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, the less I care about girls actually going wild?

It's the American way.

When life hands you lukewarm coffee, throw in more ice and charge double.

It just isn't funny.

I swear, if there is one more movie where someone shouts "Say hello to my little friend" and a midget shows up, I'm going to start kidnapping movie directors.

Voice Actors

Why would Patrick Warburton do a crappy character like Joe from Family Guy when he can do an amazingly awesome character like Brock Samson from Venture Bros., I mean seriously. One of these characters sucks, and it's not our knife wielding bodyguard...

Adventures on the Couch

I've been watching shows on psychics and paranormal investigators. Pat Ryan has a new job. Oh and I want to learn how to raise the dead...so I can fight zombies.

She is heat encarnate.

Every think women might be complicated? It's alright, you're just a guy.

Just a thought.

I figure, that when you call someone a "son of a bitch," it's more like calling them a victim of circumstance.

Come on folks. They didn't choose their mother, or her personal disposition.